With the sale on character slots, I decided to finish getting the last ones I needed to make every race/profession combo. To help prevent confusion, when someone unknown turns up, I made this handy guide.

Well, my account name is Magua.4978, and people know me as Magua (pronounced Mag-wah) or just Mags, but in game I have 22 (at the moment) characters listed as follows;
Norn   
Asbjorn Sigmundrson - Guardian
Magnus Tribalson - Warrior
Einarr Stigandrson - Thief
Valdis Bjornsdottir - Ranger
      
Human   
Hannah Talisker - Guardian
Hitomi Hakushu - Revenant
Olivia Cardhu - Engineer
Madison Laphroaig - Ranger
Harmony Balvenie - Mesmer
Caitlyn Cragganmore - Necromancer
   
Charr   
Corvinus Ironheart - Revenant
Aurelius Ironclaw - Warrior
Isambard Ashenblade - Engineer
Macallan Blackblood - Elementalist
   
Sylvari   
Eighneachan - Warrior
Darach - Engineer
Caoran  - Ranger
Cormac - Necromancer
   
Asura   
Revyckx - Revenant
Syykz - Thief
Tsulamyth - Elementalist
Blayyn - Mesmer

All my human characters continue a tradition from GW1 where surnames are all whiskys (or whiskeys) but all the first names were Magua. For the rest I tried to stay close to lore and naming convention.

In real life, I'm a 41 year old Englishman called Crispin, originally from somewhere in Nottinghamshire, now (since 2008) living in Antwerp. I played GW1 since December 2005, and GW2 since Alpha, through Beta to headstart, on Piken Square, although I'm recently back after a break which began shortly after the release of HoT, brought about by overplaying during a prolonged period of recovery from illness (I got bored after playing for 15+ hours a day every day, and couldn't be bothered to log in anymore), so I'm still trying to catch up on everything I missed. Joined PSDH last weekend after stumbling across the guild in Dragon's Stand while trying to get Caoran an Electric Wyvern, although at the time I hopped into the map, I was 2 checkpoints ahead of the squad, having been camped at the Wyvern Nest for a few days.

I'm also somewhat of a packrat, although pack dolyak might be more appropriate. In GW1 I had 7 accounts with a total of 79 characters, although only 30 were PvE, the rest being PvP storage characters, and up to now in GW2 I have all bank tabs, and 2 personal guilds with all available bank upgrades, although I'm trying not to fill them up too much.

I play as often as my life lets me, but usually not too much during the week, as I tend to finish work late and start early, so mostly weekends, sometimes from fairly early in the mornings (I started writing this at about 3am while catching up watching the latest episode of The Blacklist from the states).